John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones is an infamous senator from Sydonia. He hails from the 155th District, where he is voted in by only one person. The ballots are always so bad, he comes on top every time. He became senator at only the age of 10, and it's been accepted that no one in the 155th district will be represented AT ALL. He has a genetic disorder that causes him to have literally no opinions that anyone has.

History
John Paul Jones was born on the 21st day of the 3rd month in 6E 271 making him 18. He was born and raised from a dad and mom in the lonely little town of Crimea with a population of about 10,000. His dad was the senator from there. After his dad died at the age of 31, because he was murdered by the senate because he was so bad, John Paul Jones took it into heart and adopted his fathers genetics of opinions.

After the Election of 6E 281, when he was 10, he ran against a man named Dakota Joe. He won by a landslide of a total of 1 vote, and that was from his mother. He won each election after that because no one cared.

He passed the Neo Geo Act in 6E 284, which gave every person in the G.F.E. a free Neo Geo. No one liked this, at all.

In 6E 288 he was re-positioned as a mobile senator, traveling with the likes of Scott Manley, and Davin Hue.

Second Galactic War
John Paul Jones was sent with Major Major and Sergeant Tim to the Jool System. He made quick friends with Major Major, and stayed with him the entire time. Playing his Neo Geo, and listening to Free Form Jazz instead of governing, John was ignored by the Senate.

When they arrived at the Sun Corp Refueling station, John quickly fan-boid over Scott, and subsequently did things to his private area. Scott was annoyed, and developed a liking for John because he made him feel like he had a son.

After the destruction of the station, John was in the escape pod that crashed into an asteroid. He helped build, then in the meeting he suggested going to quiznoes. Quiznoes was subsequently destroyed.

He helped write battle strategies for taking on the JCPR, but no one listened. He then helped Scott Manley break Timothy and co out of the PCL prison on Jool.

After partying at the club alpha for way too long, his next appearance was in a board meeting between all of the major guys in the GFE, where the emperor commissioned him his own warship. He came up with a plan that no one liked but they knew that they were going to die anyways and followed up with it. After it worked, they all died. His ship destroyed.